Donkey

I'm the donkey... have you ever just sat back in your chair and watched a train reck happen before your eyes? That's me. Today has been a complete donkey-fest. I mean I have played the worse limit poker ever. I'm chasing flushes, straights with four on the board. It's sick. What is even sicker... I am only down about $10. While I am writing this I folded pocket Q's to a raise, re-raise, and another re-raise on the flop, turn, and river... what did the winner have... pocket Q's also. It's insane. I"m an addict. I need to be on A&E TV show Intervention. I can't stop playing against these other donkey's at the table. I have played some shitty poker the last few hours but the other 9 players at the table has also played by far worse poker then I could ever play. Isn't it a matter of time before I double up? Triple up.

I'm a donkey and I love it... tonight anyway!!